proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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