He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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