Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
i believe in u and ur pee
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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