I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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