I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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