A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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