You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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