The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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