she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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