love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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