Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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