I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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