operation harelip BJ is a go
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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