The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I had to cum in my sink.
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