Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
