I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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