So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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