I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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