i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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