Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize