it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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