A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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