Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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