sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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