WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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