Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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