I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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