god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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