I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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