So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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