Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we're making bets on your personal life
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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