Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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