Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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