Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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