Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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