Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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