Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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