At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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