North Korea, Best Korea!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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