Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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