he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
