Where did you get a picture of my penis
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
