we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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