we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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