No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
