I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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