Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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