need another drink. this is the easiest way
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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