How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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