College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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