the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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