i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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