i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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