it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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