His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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