that's an acceptable place to lick
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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