now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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