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good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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