You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you mean i was at the winter classic?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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